The greatest invention

When man invented fire, he didn’t say, “Hey, let’s cook.” He said, “Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark!”

Jeff Murdock,

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  1. Shawn
    Posted April 7, 2011 at 07:05 | Permalink

    I LOVE it!!!

    • Rick
      Posted April 7, 2011 at 08:09 | Permalink

      The quote, or looking at naked bottoms in the dark?!

  2. Jessica
    Posted April 7, 2011 at 09:27 | Permalink

    To be a semantic stick-in-the-mud, I simply must point out that fire was not invented; it was discovered! I have no quibble with seeing naked butts, though.

    • Rick
      Posted April 7, 2011 at 09:38 | Permalink

      I’m amused because that same thought occurred to me!

      Then again, the context implies something more. Perhaps, “When man invented [the means to create] fire [at will]…” or something along those lines…but that’s not what it says.

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