Look out Gwyneth! He might be getting ready to ask you out!

It’s not the easiest thing to ask someone out on a date. No one likes to put themselves out there and be that vulnerable.

With that in mind, it’s with frustration that I read about Gwyneth Paltrow who was recently promoting the forthcoming film Possession in London, England. She complained that no one in England has the courage to ask her out.

Good god Gwyneth, people aren’t psychic. If you want to go out on a date, do something about it. This isn’t the seventeenth century. Certainly I can understand that being a famous actress would make it a bit odd, but no one forced her into it, did they? If you want a date, Gwyneth, the solution is simple … ask someone. It’s what the rest of us have to do.

Celebrities, eh? Some would have us believe that their shit doesn’t stink.