I Don’t Like You in That Way reports on a story appearing in The Sun about Naomi Campbell’s Heathrow hijinks.

BA staff informed Campbell that three of her bags had been lost and would be forwarded after her. Her displeasure was such that the staff members felt the need to call the police. The flight was called and she boarded the plane, still yelling.

Three officers from the police aviation security branch arrived and tried to calm Campbell down. She allegedly responded by spitting at one of them and then punching him. The dragged her off the plane and took her to the airport’s police station.

The Sun reports:

An eyewitness said: “She attacked a male police officer and spat at him and she was taken to the airport police station”.

You know what emotion this pathetic display causes me to feel?

Schadenfreude.

You must have seen that coming!