When I go to Starbucks and I don’t feel like latte, I get a Jones Orange & Cream flavoured cane sugar soda. It’s like a liquid Creamsicle. As I paid today, the cashier mention that she enjoys the fortunes. I looked at her quizzically and said, “Fortune?” She explained that they print a fortune, as in ‘fortune cookie,’ under the cap. I never knew. Never having noticed, I wondered if you had to peel out the cap liner. She said that isn’t necessary. It’s right there. I do take solace that her co-worker piped up and said, “They have fortunes?!”
I opened the bottle, flipped the cap over, and sure enough, there it was:
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And the fortune has to be true. The curving text to the left reads,
We swiped these quotes from actual fortune cookies.
You think they make this stuff up?