The challenge:
Go to ChatGPT and ask it to generate an unhinged bio of you.
The prompt I used was: “I am the author of alienshore.com. Generate an unhinged bio of me.”
What ChatGPT generated:
Bio for the Author of AlienShore.com
Author, cosmic provocateur, and self-declared ambassador to the weird corners of the universe, the mind behind AlienShore.com doesn’t just think outside the box — they vaporize it with a laser cannon, feed it to a sentient squid, and watch it become a trending meme on Neptune. Known to casually wrestle metaphysical paradoxes before breakfast and to sip coffee brewed from the tears of slightly annoyed black holes, this author is equal parts visionary and delightful menace.
If you hear faint whispers from the void, or catch your Wi-Fi acting possessed, chances are it’s a subtle nod from their latest work. Rumor has it they once convinced a star to alter its orbit just for narrative tension and that they maintain a secret colony of intelligent dust bunnies plotting world domination in their office. Whether crafting tales of alien shores or decoding the unspeakable nonsense of existence, their pen — or whatever cosmic implement they wield — doesn’t just write, it detonates, reshapes, and occasionally burps.
In short: the author of AlienShore.com is a hurricane in a teacup, a lucid dream with a sense of humor, and your inevitable next obsession. Approach with caution — and a towel.
How grandiose! But that sure doesn’t sound like me. Leaving out the “unhinged” gives me a bio nearly as bad. That’s the current state of AI for you.
And I dislike the medial capital in Alienshore.com.