I have a rattle
Okay, so it was the car that rattled. You’re so picky!
Packaging run amok
Do two tablets really need a big box, a blister pack, and a page of information? Really?
Negative action
Public works wants to recruit by ethnicity, sex, and disability.
The antibiotics let me down
Still sick, I’m afraid.
Next it’ll be rods to the hogshead
Car dealers. They’re their own worst enemy.