And speaking of spam, check out this gem:

Subject: Sick Of Paying Too Much For Gas
From: The Gas Secret <newsletter@wholesalecreams.com>
Date: Tue, 27 May 12:44 AM

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For A Short Time, Get $100 Of Gas With Any Purchase Of ETHOS.

I’m going to use a gasoline additive from an outfit named Wholesale Creams? There’s no need to get into the claims. Once you’ve had your chuckle, move along, there’s nothing to see here.