Remember how I saw Julie Bowen on Law & Order: SVU and the magic 8‑Ball, in its infinite wisdom, informed me I’d be having sex with her?

She hasn’t shown up yet, but she seems to be stalking me though the television! That’s right, after appearing as a guest star on Law & Order: SVU, she pops up a few weeks later as a recurring character in the current season of Weeds. The minx!

Even worse, she portrays the single mother of the kid next door… who appears to want to get her mitts on Nancy Botwin’s teenage son to do dirty things. The saucy minx!

She’s doing this to get to me, you know.

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