Everyone has talent. The trick is finding it.

One of the talents I’ve recently been told I have is quite remarkable, if I do say so myself. And I do! I have an incredible knack of calling Jessica just as she’s about to sit down to dinner. This is a relatively new ability and when she points out another success, I’m quick to mention her ability to call me when I’m in the bathroom.

It’ll all work out even, I’m sure.