You cannot possibly know what it means to be a woman and should not offend them by trying. Neither do you fully understand the dark internal labyrinth of plumbing that is the human female’s reproductive system, which is a bit like a helicopter. You don’t really know how it works, you just know that it does, and any attempt to understand it will simply leave you too frightened to go anywhere near it.
How to Land an A330 Airbus (and Other Vital Skills for the Modern Man)
From the chapter, “How to Deliver Twins.”