Just try to tow my car
Why is my apartment building management asking me for information they already have?
consequences
Unions
It’s not the breaking of laws that’s bad, it’s getting caught.
I missed the end
The end of the world happens and I miss it because I’m watching television. Jeez!
Government and the Internet
If one is to have an off-switch, it shouldn’t be the Internet.
Poppies are red
Red. Red, not white.