Bizarro world savings
My energy efficient electronic devices are so efficient that they generate power!
peeve
It’s just a phase
It may be just a phase, but it’s still maddening!
No indication, no cooperation
Be nice. Signal your intentions.
Promises mean everything
Be careful with children. They’re fragile.
Multiplication
Yes, I really do think like this but I don’t want your stinking pity! Keep it to yourself.