‘Loud’ isn’t what it used to be
Getting old over here!
Smell my colon
This is far worse than a typo!
Same as it ever was
Office of Religious Freedom? Office of Human Rights, Freedoms and Inclusion? The budget is the only change of significance.
Memetic disappointment
Emperor Aurelius, why didn’t you say it? How you disappoint me!
Badass diplomacy
Pack up your things and go home, Antiochus. Don’t mess with Rome!