The other day, I received an error while using a computer running Windows XP Pro:

Clear and consise, with enough information to describe the error but not so much as to confuse you, right? Yea, unless you want to know what’s going on. So I figure I’d better click here because more information is clearly in order. So I did, and had my wish fulfilled:

Yea, thanks Microsoft.

And I wasn’t about to click here again. If this isn’t considered ‘technical information,’ I don’t want to know what is.