I often watch television with my mom. We have ridiculously different taste in television programming but it’s her TV so the programming is her choice. One of her favourite shows is The Bachelor. It would be the last show I’d choose, but it’s mom’s choice!

That’s not to say it’s completely without redeeming value, however. I enjoy when people try to be what they’re not, because they think they’ll impress someone. With that in mind, this is a quote by a woman who did not make the cut:

I wanna talk smart things!

Olivia Caridi, The Bachelor, season 20 (Ben Higgins)