They see me rollin’…
They see me rollin’…
I’m forced to rely on Starbucks for Wi-Fi access temporarily. It’s not terribly inconvenient, but it’s not so bad. As a bonus, I’m enjoying a latté that I wouldn’t otherwise have. Another thing I like is the opportunity to people-watch.
There’s a nice man here with a young girl who I assume is his daughter. I’d estimate that she’s five years old, though I’m notoriously bad at estimating ages. They’re reading an exercise book in which she’s supposed to sound out the words. To his credit, dad explains what the words mean after she sounds them out. I doubt that’s part of the lesson, but I’d do the same thing because words without meanings aren’t much use.
They went through words like still, stub, spin, skip, and I was surprised that stab was among them. What I found even more interesting was stag. Dad described the meaning as going to a party alone, as in ‘going stag.’ I was amused because I wouldn’t have even thought of that usage. Not in that situation, anyway.
I was thinking about the male deer. Stag and doe, right? Well, I was also unknowingly thinking about parties because a quick check with Wikipedia told me that the most common labels for the male and female deer are buck and doe, respectively. But this varies with animal size, and regional dialect. The male and female members of larger deer family are sometimes referred to as stag and hind. It’s vague because deer are not an individual species, but rather a family.
The things one can learn from simply sounding out words and carrying it a step further!
You know the saying about inmates running the asylum, right? In a similar vein, the children are running the Itawamba County School District in Mississippi.
The sordid tale started when Constance McMillen wanted to dress up in a tuxedo and take her girlfriend to the prom. Yes, Constance is a girl. But the school board nixed her plan. No same sex dates at the prom! Perhaps the children there are so fragile and unused to new ideas that they’d instantly expire. The ACLU got involved, and instead of a stand-up fight, the children…ummm, I mean the fine folks at the school board, decided to cancel the prom altogether. See what I mean? I expect such a reaction from angry children, not the people in charge of the institutions preparing our children for the real world.
Come to think of it, if they can make it through utter bullshit like this, the real world will be easy. But I digress…
At this point, the ACLU has filed a lawsuit in federal court on McMillen’s behalf, to prevent the school board from cancelling the prom. I can’t see how the school board will marshal any sort of legitimate defence. They say they cancelled the prom “due to the distractions to the educational process caused by recent events.” Do they not see that they’re making it far worse? Streisand effect, anyone? Even more lame is their reason for saying she couldn’t bring her girlfriend to the prom. They claim same-sex dates violate students’ rights. Welcome to the twilight zone.
I hope McMillen prevails. She’s got a good start because her dad knows what’s what. She said that she didn’t want to go back to school after the board announced that they had cancelled the prom, but her dad convinced her to. She said,
My daddy told me that I needed to show them that I’m still proud of who I am. The fact that this will help people later on, that’s what’s helping me to go on.
You’re a good man, Mr. McMillan. You should be proud of your daughter.
Hat tip: CBC News
So that’s it, it’s done. Mike Affinito’s Facebook group was a success. His pregnant sister told him she’s name her child, due on August 9, ‘Megatron’ if he created a Facebook group and it got a million fans. It seems she underestimated the power of Megatron because it took only 11 days, 7 hours, and 22 minutes.
In the minutes leading up to the one millionth fan joining, these were a few of the more amusing wall posts:
Kathy Brown ou all know that… like.….. this is probably all a joke! this kid is just asking for attention his sister isnt going to name it fucking megatron!
There’s always a killjoy. Kathy is right, but we can hope for a Megatron middle name, right?
Lisa Parente im horny.
There’s always a horny one too, thank goodness.
Dave Herczeg Hope its a boy. that names suck for a girl
I bet a girl named Megatron would get beat-up a lot less than a similarly afflicted boy.
Lisa Parente MEGATRON WELCOME TO THE WORLD. YOUR LIFE SHALL SUCK, BUT OURS HAVE GOTTEN JUST A LITTLE BETTER TONIGHT..
The horny one got all introspective and thoughtful. That’s not supposed to happen!
Edward Colaprete So how do you stop this thing…its like a Toyota…whoa.….….….
Topical humour makes an appearance.
Danny Weryzynski PROOF NOW!
And it’s funny, because I was thinking much the same thing, though I wasn’t expecting anything right now, for goodness sakes!
Still, it was fun.
The facebook page reports,
he was born 8/3/2010, named dylan. we’re all very upset it wasn’t Megatron, but thank you all for the support.
I think that’s for the best, at least as far as Dylan is concerned.
I don’t join every Facebook group that I find amusing. I figure it would clutter my ‘like list’ and the only thing a viewer would take away is that I like to join stupid groups.
There are exceptions, however. I noticed earlier this evening that Lori joined a Facebook group named, “MY SISTER SAID IF I GET ONE MILLION FANS SHE WILL NAME HER BABY MEGATRON.”
Yea, you read that correctly. It’s just so bizarre that I couldn’t help myself. It gets more bizarre, however. It seems that the group was started at 12:58 pm on February 2. It’s now 7:51 pm on March 9 and the group has 714,590 fans. I joined nearly two hours ago and while I’m not sure, I believe there were some 690,000 fans then.
I can’t imagine a mom actually naming her child Megatron, but stranger things have happened. One of the last posts states that the baby is due on August 9, but I’m not sure we’ll find out what happens. The sidebar says:
It’s too bad because the group will certainly get a million fans long before August!
Addendum: Eleven minutes later at 8:02 pm, there are 717,663 fans. That’s nearly five new fans per second. If it keeps up at this rate, the total will surpass one million sometime tomorrow.
Further addendum: Twenty-two hours later there are 955,242 fans. My estimate was off, but it won’t take long to reach a million fans.