Baby MEGATRON!

So that’s it, it’s done. Mike Affinito’s Facebook group was a success. His pregnant sister told him she’s name her child, due on August 9, ‘Megatron’ if he created a Facebook group and it got a million fans. It seems she underestimated the power of Megatron because it took only 11 days, 7 hours, and 22 minutes.

In the minutes leading up to the one millionth fan joining, these were a few of the more amusing wall posts:

Kathy Brown ou all know that… like…… this is probably all a joke! this kid is just asking for attention his sister isnt going to name it fucking megatron!

There’s always a killjoy. Kathy is right, but we can hope for a Megatron middle name, right?

Lisa Parente im horny.

There’s always a horny one too, thank goodness.

Dave Herczeg Hope its a boy. that names suck for a girl

I bet a girl named Megatron would get beat-up a lot less than a similarly afflicted boy.

Lisa Parente MEGATRON WELCOME TO THE WORLD. YOUR LIFE SHALL SUCK, BUT OURS HAVE GOTTEN JUST A LITTLE BETTER TONIGHT..

The horny one got all introspective and thoughtful. That’s not supposed to happen!

Edward Colaprete So how do you stop this thing…its like a Toyota…whoa………….

Topical humour makes an appearance.

Danny Weryzynski PROOF NOW!

And it’s funny, because I was thinking much the same thing, though I wasn’t expecting anything right now, for goodness sakes!

Still, it was fun.

Update (June 11, 2014)

The facebook page reports,

he was born 8/3/2010, named dylan. we’re all very upset it wasn’t Megatron, but thank you all for the support.

I think that’s for the best, at least as far as Dylan is concerned.

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