Crank up the reality distortion field!
There’s an election coming in Québec. Vote for the PQ and once they separate from Canada, everyone gets unicorns!
Québec
We don’t care what’s on your head…
Consequences…have you heard of them?
Games
Everything must being going so well in Québec that the government is concerned about people being so damaged after seeing a hijab.
The cake and the eating
Mom and dad? I’m going to move out…but I’m going to bring my laundry home for you to wash, okay?
Bloc in the wilderness
The separatists are being oppressed!