Crank up the reality distortion field!
There’s an election coming in Québec. Vote for the PQ and once they separate from Canada, everyone gets unicorns!
Don’t spy on me
I told the minister in charge of the Communications Security Establishment to stop spying on us. He didn’t understand my point.
The dirty Trans-Pacific Partnership secret
Rather than pre-judging, I leave room for people to disappoint me. The Harper government has embraced disappointment with gusto.
Class + humour = priceless!
A society zinger!
Damned statistics
The same data goes in, uniquely advantageous results come out! Funny how that happens.